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Jul 4, 2014 / 1 note

me: UGH i want attention from boys
boy: *gives me attention*
me: no not you

i don’t understand what’s happening
Jul 4, 2014

i don’t understand what’s happening

Jul 4, 2014 / 135,402 notes


Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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Jul 4, 2014 / 129 notes


The best (only?) official Sleep No More promo. Features original 2011 NYC cast (hat tip: evenghostandhorse & kevshindig). Finally posted online six months ago. It’s brilliant. Ideally not for SNM virgins: minor spoilers within.

I’m doing this again on Wednesday and I’m pretty damn excited

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Jun 20, 2014 / 22,300 notes
  • Other girls: Starbucks, iPhone, boy bands, Uggs and yoga pants, John Green, endless drama over boys
  • Me: impeccable waistcoat, Federalist Papers, loose constructionist, endless drama w/ Aaron Burr, I am Alexander Hamilton
Jun 20, 2014 / 142,156 notes

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Jun 20, 2014 / 478,151 notes



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Jun 9, 2014 / 65,049 notes
Jun 3, 2014

*hikes to the top of mt. everest*

*breaks into a cold sweat*

i need someone to talk about the elevator storyline on louie with me

Jun 3, 2014 / 110,085 notes






i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy


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